Message Archive About Me

plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

79,880 notes4.2312:26 AM • Source: ermathursty
30,516 notes4.2312:25 AM • Source: twitter.com

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

calleo:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

He did, in fact, give her two thumbs up.

calleo:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

He did, in fact, give her two thumbs up.

27,154 notes4.2211:07 PM • Source: misterjakes

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

150,285 notes4.2210:53 PM • Source: the-goldengirls
Anonymous asked, "does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?"

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

3,132 notes4.2210:50 PM • Source: notana

lisanoelruocco:

scaredenburger:

brujitamae:

draelogor:

carasweetheart:

Harry Potter wedding

REBLOGGING BECAUSE

BECUASE

JUST

SHUT UP I’M REBLOGGING IT

LOOK AT THE KEYS

AND THE TABLES

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

ANGELA I THINK WE NEED TO RE-THINK OUR WEDDING THEME???

Love everything about this!

390,031 notes4.229:47 PM • Source: carasweetheart
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

175,458 notes4.229:46 PM • Source: xlizardx